Scene of the crime:
Fireplace decorated in Christmas cheer. Dog was unharmed in the scene of the crime, although, the Mother has informed the Police that she would have rather his head broken the fall of her cherished reindeer snowglobe stocking holder.
Prime Suspect:
Oh he is cute, alright, but always plotting the Mother’s demise.
Instigator:
She plays innocent, but she is an unwitting pawn in the Prime Suspect’s plan to knock the Mother from her place of authority. Be careful, little puppet, promises are only promises, if they are kept.
Man with a death wish:
He has fallen for their scheme and is the best puppet of them all. However, what he doesn’t realize is that the Mother is the one to fear, not the little ones.
Police Report:
Two tired parents leave the house at 545pm, to grab some adult time away from kids and their noisy, new toys. The inmates children are left to be minded by their warden MawMaw. The parents leave believing that upon their return. their home will be as they left it.
Parents return at 945pm, refreshed and ready for a nice slumber. The Warden MawMaw informs the Parents of a little accident. It appears that, even though the inmates’ children’s new aprons (gifts from Parents for Christmas) hung on the snowglobe stocking holders all day unnoticed, the smaller of the two inmates children (the Mastermind of Destruction) decided to tug on his after he saw the older of the inmates children (the Puppet) retrieve her apron from the hook. MOD didn’t realize his own strength and pulled, not only the apron, but the heavy snowglobe stocking holder from the mantel. It missed the dog bed, the dog’s head, the plastic plant, basket of magazines, and area rug, only to smash onto the bricks (measuring about one square inch visible from all the Christmas decorations) and bled it’s liquid all over the area rug.
The Warden MawMaw says that she scolded MOD and he appeared remorseful. The Mother knows better and knows that he is only sorry he was caught in the midst of his destruction. The Father (the Tool) turns to Mother and ask why she left the apron hanging on the hook, implying that it was her fault. At this point, the police had to leave for they could see the Mother’s eyes turn into a fiery pit of hell and she would kill them along with the Father.
No course of action shall be taken with MOD, because, at this time, he is a minor. However, the Police have been notified by the Mother that when he reaches of age she will be more than willing to offer him up on the next chain gang out of town. The Police have concerns that the boy may not make it to that chain gang, but have no real evidence to stop the Mother. And would prefer to stay out of it altogether.
Awwww, that stinks for the pretty snowglobe!
That’s one awesome Tee that little Sam is wearing!
Yikes… although I am still stinging from the knowledge that Meathead found my blog.. I’d rather lose a snow globe
The title of this post says it all.
I hope your Christmas was all you wanted and more.